by Scott McFarland
TWIN BEDS are back
Want to make your bed? Fine.
Don’t want to make your bed? Fine.
What’s the greatest His-and-Hers invention of all time?
TWIN BEDS.
Want silk sheets? Fine.
Want cotton sheets? Go ahead.
Want a bunch of pillows? Fine.
No pillows? Fine.
Convenience. Comfort.
Toss and turn all you want.
TWIN BEDS, baby. What are we waiting for?
Scott McFarland received his Ph.D. in English from the University of Illinois at Chicago, where he teaches American literature, creative writing, and composition.